I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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