You made me cry and you don't even care
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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