The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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