whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
