I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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