Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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