Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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