Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
nutella sex= disaster
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
