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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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