I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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