Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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