yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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