He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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