i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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