Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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