I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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