I don't think brook has ever known best
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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