dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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