ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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