yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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