did you get engaged???
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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