and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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