On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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