Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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