I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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