i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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