im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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