She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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