How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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