That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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