Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Randomize
