All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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