you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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