The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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