North Korea, Best Korea!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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