I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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