She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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