I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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