Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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