i think i have two assholes
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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