I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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