True but thats because hes a fetus.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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