she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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