I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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