I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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