Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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