: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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