I queefed so loud it echoed.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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