I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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