what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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