She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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