How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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