Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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