so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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