you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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