i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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