It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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