no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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