my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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